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A few housing related jokes for your pleasure...

Compliments of Real Estate Jokes, Humor & Satire

If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.

The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.

My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.

If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.

The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.